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Cat Shack Receives $1,446.32 From Ninja
Cat Shack, a small chain of questionable animal facilities, received $1,446.32 in charitable donations from the nickle ninja last week. "We didn't even know we were considered for charitable donations," said general manager Erma Bates. Cat Shack provides a number of fancy services that we don't feel like typing out. You can see for yourself on their website.When asked why he has selected Cat Shack, the nickle ninja simply kicked our asses then disappeared into a blinding vapor.
Cat Shack will remain open for now, thanks to the might and wisedom of the nickle ninja, as well as your continuous orders. "We never saw it coming," said Erma in her final closing, just before we were all beaten up.
... of course not. Nobody can predict the steps of the ninja.
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